Sup.

Oh hey! I didn't see you there. Welcome to my blog-thing. Take a seat, if there any seats where you are. My name is Joe, but you probably worked that out from the huge and self-indulgent heading at the top of this page. I mean, the likelihood is that you know who I am already. There are probably about seven people reading this blog right now, and the chances are that out of that seven:

• Three of you have come here after a shameless plug from my YouTube channel. *
• Three of you have the misfortune of knowing me in real life and want to see me make a fool out of myself with words.
• One of you is probably looking for porn or something. 

Whichever you are, thanks for not getting bored so far (unless you're still holding out for porn, in which case, know there isn't any). I don't really have a master plan yet but writing is a thing that is fun and hopefully this will end up as a space where I can post reviews, rambles about happenings in my life and anything else that's not suited to a four-minute vlog. Enjoy. 

*Which, if you don't know already, lives over here. Just a heads-up in case you're a fan of monotony and little eye contact. Oh dear, I'm whoring already.